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WitchOfVenice's blog: "+ Life svcks +"

created on 12/12/2006  |  http://fubar.com/life-svcks/b33933
+ Friday. A 19 year-old and his girl, walking by my house. The dude got pumped full of lead four times, his girl got hit in the legs. Right outside my house...we heard the gunfire and hit the floor. I can't get the sounds of her blood-curdling screams and moans of pain out of my head. He was silent. The guy died at the hospital, the girl made it. I remember the assailants yelling "I got him!!" when they ran back to the waiting get-away car. First 48 dudes knocked on our door for interviews and some leads...we didn't answer. I feel bad for not helping, but the fear of being fingered as a snitch trumps that. Besides, we know NOTHING. Right now there's a beautiful altar constructed in Dude's honor on our fence. I wonder, will the poor kid haunt my sidewalk now? Maybe I should perform a Ceremony of Rest. Any Wiccan reading this, please tell me something, a spell I can do perhaps..... Photobucket +

+ One word : SEANBABY

From seanbaby.com, "Seanbaby's EGM Greatest Hits" He has a regular column reviewing super shitty games in EGM, called 'Seanbaby's Rest Of The Crap'. This dude's got jokes....read on. His words > You. Reviewing 'Nickelodean Rocket Power - Zero Gravity Zone System: GBA' "This is a great game for people who like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, but hate themselves. The controls are so clumsy and unresponsive that you might as well throw your Gameboy into a dryer and shout suggestions at it through the glass." -Seanbaby Hella.+

+I have to tell some one.

Sweet Diana. The ex is going crazy again. Every once in awhile he starts this like, week-long calling frenzy with me. We were together for three years, lived in cities 30 minutes apart from each other. Whatev. He tells me shit like, "Please come back to me. I can't fuckin find no girls to replace you. I never knew a girl that was pretty and hella smart like you, you've said the most beautiful shit to meblablabla." I don't believe him, not a word from his mouth reigns true to this blogette. He's stuck on the fact that after three years the idiot, I didn't want to retire my maidenhood to him. Stuck on the fact that the Viking stole my life's virtue after only 5 months.(I'm such a whore, I know). Whatever, the bastard thinks me simple! What kind of 'fiance' turns off his cell phone, and goes MIA for three months with no word? The phallically weak kind. I want to be honest about this though : I enjoy these phonecalls. There is a certain kind of fun to be had when rubbing the perceived perfection of my Master in The Ole' Ex's face. Even if by 'perceived perfection' I predominantly mean He has a nice job, knows how to go down like The God, (I dunno, I've always imagined The God gave the best head EVAR to The Goddess. Sue me!) and doesn't slap me in the face. (Booty good, face bad.)+

+About The Lifestyle...

I am pretty sure I abhor the idea of the "Gorean" version of it. It is not beautiful, it is a stupid dream world in that version......My comment on some one's blog maintains my views perfectly : This is my comment in response to a Master's blog documentation of a recent training sesh of a new slavegirl.... "+Woah. This slavegirl's devotion is plain to see. And it is glorious. I understand where she is coming from although I view the Dom/sub lifestyle differently. I am a proud slavegirl, but for different reasons. I was not premeditated in my desire to please. My Master, The Viking inspired my intrinsic desire to submit. I don't enjoy the thought of submitting to a Man I do not know. My Lord did not [INITIALLY] demand me to be His slavegirl. His persona IRL, His ultimate TRUE confidence and aggressively intelligent mind revealed themselves to me because I got to know Him over a long period of time. And I think that is the utmost testimony to His greatness. I am His slavegirl because He deserves(and of course demands) it, not because He calls Himself a Dominant. I am a slavegirl because I am in love with my Master, not the idea of being submissive. Maybe I just don't get the Dom/sub lifestyle...but I enjoy the way my Lord and I do it! Thank you for teaching my how to be a good slavegirl to Him. And it must be said : Sir Alex is a TRUE Dominant! He does not just call himself one! Any slavegirl he owns must know she is in TRUE, good hands.+" +

+Ahhh....Hollywood :

So, you got your greasy little plotting hands on our 'Golden Compass', hmm? The book was about Atheism, and in it the antagonist is GOD! You just couldn't handle that reality, could you, Hollywood? god? Evil? NEVERRR. Whatever. FVCK that stupid movie, and it's new plot. All ye enemies of enforced religion, do NOT shell out 10 bucks for this one. Don't even burn the energy required to download it for free and watch it. I may be Wiccan, but I would rather DIE a torturous death than force my religion on an Atheist. So where was I? Oh yeah : PROTEST 'THE GOLDEN COMPASS'! STAY AWAY FROM IT COMPLETELY MY FRIENDS! Annnd, buy the book version.+

+Spoiled Children

Ok, time to vent y'all : I keep getting messages from people lightening their friend's list load. That's cool, I don't mind being deleted, but sometimes the reasoning is lame...and childish if not hurtful. Why should our 'friendship' depend on whether or not I talk to YOU first? Is that how you are with all of your friends? The only way you and your homies get to know eachother is if THEY open the lines of conversation first and are incredibly aggressive with you? If so, when are you going to grow up and join the real world, hmm? I remember having to do that for the little KIDS I would tutor after school awhile back. Some of them were SO shy, I had to MAKE a kid go up to another and say 'Hi'.(That's all it takes! Just fvcking say "Hi".) Now I'm realizing how much that hindered them maybe, I should've been like : "Bobby, I know it's hard, but if you want to be friends with Billy, why don't you go up to him and ask him what's going on?" Because I was creating a cycle of fear and retardedness. And it kind of hurts. I'm not worth the energy it takes to say "hey gal, what's going on?" If I'm not all up on your jock, I'm worthless to you? I know for a fact that if anyone approaches me and says hello, I'm not going to ignore them. Just because I'm not talking to you and you're online, does not mean I don't want to be friends with you. It means I don't know you're there, you haven't said "hello" either, or you're a scared little baby waiting for everyone to do everything for you, so please don't come at me like I'm the one fvcking up. IT'S A TWO WAY STREET PEOPLE!+
I've annoyed hella people today. Just by being me. Whatever, life sucks...I'm always the listener, never the seeker. Always the maiden, never the user. Always the failure, never the winner. Yeah my bad you guys....my writing journal is MIA so this fvcking computer(along with you guys) is going to have to deal with with my lame whinery. Whatever, I just want to stop existing for awhile....life sucks. I said that already. Yeah.+

+Glittering Prizes

I eavesdropped on the Viking last night. He was speaking to one of His homeboys from T Ho, about how He's going to buy me a Chrome Lady's Beach Cruiser!! With fenders!! And an antique basket!! He knows me so well......I can't wait, I can't wait. Sweet Diana, He spoils me so. Funny how He's going to get His world rocked between the sheets on my birthday. Happens everyday, but still...after I get my bike, He's going to deserve that special kind of world-rocking...you know? Yeah.+
From a bulletin today....I don't know if I should include the OP's screen name or not..????mmmmmno I guess.(You don't have to read the whole thing, the last 2 paragraphs have all the vitamins.) "BOYCOTT OAKLAND CALIFORNIA! (repost) date: 2007-10-03 18:26:54 RETURNING TROOPS NOT ALLOWED INTO OAKLAND AIRPORT TERMINAL On September 27th 204 Marines and soldiers who were returning from Iraq were not allowed into the passenger terminal at Oakland International Airport. Instead they had to deplane about 400 yards away from the terminal where the extra baggage trailers were located. This was the last scheduled stop for fuel and food prior to flying to Hawaii where both were based. The trip started in Kuwait on September 26th with a rigorous search of checked and carry on baggage by US Customs. All baggage was x-rayed with a “backscatter”,machine AND each bag was completely emptied and hand searched. After being searched, checked bags were marked and immediately placed in a secure container. Carry on bags were then x rayed again to ensure no contraband items were taken on the plane. While waiting for the bus to the airport, all personnel were in quarantined in a fenced area and were not allowed to leave. The first stop for fuel/food and crew change was in Leipzig Germany. Troops exited the aircraft and took a bus to a reception area in the terminal, where there was a convenience store, phones, Internet and restrooms. As we excited the bus we were given a re-boarding pass. Three troops remained on the plane with the rifles and pistols. There was no ammunition on the plane and the bolts of the rifles had been removed. After about 2 hours troops re-boarded the plane and flew to JFK in NY. At JFK the procedure was similar to Germany, 3 troops stayed on the plane to guard weapons while the rest deplaned. At the gate we were each given a re-boarding pass and spent about 1.5 hours in the terminal, at which time we re-boarded and flew to Oakland. As we came in for the final approach to Oakland a Lieutenant who served in Afghanistan with the same unit in 2006 mentioned how when they landed in Oakland they were not allowed in the terminal. He said, “they made us get out by the FED EX building and we had to sit out there for 3 hours”. He also indicated he was almost arrested by the TSA for getting belligerent about them not letting the Marines into the terminal. Well the same thing happened again. This time we did not park by the FED EX building, instead we were offloaded near the grass that separates the active runway from the taxi ramp, about 400 yards from the terminal. When we inquired why they wouldn’t allow us in the airport they gave us some lame excuse that we hadn’t been screened by TSA. While true, the screening which we did have was much more thorough than any TSA search and was done by US Customs. Additionally, JFK didn’t seem to have a problem with our entering their terminal, nor did security in Germany. It felt like being spit on. Every Marine and soldier felt the message loud and clear, “YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN OAKLAND!” Chaplain Brandon Harding 1ST BN 3D MARINES My friend Bob T also added: I say boycott Oakland, California and anything to do with them. Don't go to any oakland sporting events, don't go into oakland to visit. When everyone in Oakland feels a hit to thier pockets, then they will do something about thier airport." My response: "+Aaaawww, ouch kind of. I was born and raised in Oakland,heheheheheh..*nervously adjusting blouse collar* But seriously, I believe EVERYONE is welcome here. And I'm sure Hell of other Land Of Oaks denizens agree with me. But that must sound cheesy or tree-huggy to some one that wishes for an entire poverty and homicide-stricken city to suffer....because of crappy airport service. NO repost, dudes. But I AM dropping a blog on this.+" Yeah, our ENTIRE city isn't poverty-stricken, but a huge chunk of it is. I just don't understand the conclusion. If the bulletin said to boycott the Oakland, Ca AIRPORT then it should be reposted. Half of the citizens couldn't make a change even though they did try, because there actually have been public issues with the airport. My family and I make complaints about the airport service every single time we're there(Not often at ALL). In fact, I am quite familiar with the process of getting complaints to way up top, where it matters now...I can do it quickly, know where to go, blablabla...so it's not daunting in the least. I dunno, this kind of thinking shown in the bulletin just worries me in a way, hard to explain.+

+Sleeping pills RAWK.

This person says they've been looking at all my comments and they make me an 'ugly cunt'. Sweeeeeeet, they noticed I'm a girl.(beats getting called a 'dick') Anyhoo, sometimes I wonder if people WANT others to be more hateful than they truly are. Perhaps they are uncomfortable with the fact that ALL of my comments are not hateful, actually most of them are just funny and full of honest advice...it's the realization that I am only an asshole to retards with stupid mumms that must hurt. But whatever, to that anonymous person : I can't get over you. You have made me feel accepted into the 'Kickass Honest Mummers' club or something. It's like a medal I just won with my wit!+
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