Vicky: So Linda, how was your visit with Prince Charming?
Linda: Well, I had a few problems along the way.
Vicky: Sorry to hear that. What happened?
Linda: It seems that he bought my airfare through cheaptickets.com, so I got bumped off the flight. Had to spend the night at the airport and arrived ten hours late.
Vicky: Oh, that’s too bad. Was he there to meet you?
Linda: No, I called him when my plane came in, but the fuel pump had gone out on his pickup truck so I had to take a taxi.
Vicky: Okay, so you had a few transportation problems.
Linda: Yeah.
Vicky: Did he propose to you?
Linda: Yeah, but I’m gonna have to think about it.
Vicky: What do you mean think about it? An attorney asks for your hand and you have to think about it?
Linda: Well, he’s not actually an attorney…
Vicky: He’s not?
Linda: No, but he works for a law office.
Vicky: Well, just what exactly does he do?
Linda: You know how sometimes attorneys have to subpoena documents?
Vicky: Yeah.
Linda: Well, he’s one of those guys who goes out with a copy machine and makes copies of the documents.
Vicky: Oh, well I guess that’s a respectable job.
Linda: Yeah, I suppose.
Vicky: Did he take you rock climbing?
Linda: Well, he’s not actually a rock climber.
Vicky: I thought you said he was a rock climber.
Linda: I thought he was, but I guess he meant that you have to climb over some rocks in the yard to get to his front door.
Vicky: Oh, well that’s just a misunderstanding.
Linda: Yeah, I guess so.
Vicky: Did he take you scuba diving?
Linda: Well no, his tank wasn’t working.
Vicky: His scuba tank?
Linda: Actually it’s a helium tank. He bought it at a garage sale, but he seems to think that it’ll work for scuba.
Vicky: Has he tried it?
Linda: Well no, the valve’s broken and he’s saving up his money for a replacement part.
Vicky: So where’d you eat while you were there?
Linda: Burger King.
Vicky: No, I mean did he take you out for dinner?
Linda: Yeah.
Vicky: Where’d he take you?
Linda: Burger King.
Vicky: Hey Linda…
Linda: Yeah?
Vicky: I’m glad you’re back.
Linda: Me too.
