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Three Guys died and went to heaven. St Peter stopped them at the gate and said tell me how you died and the innocent one gets to enter...
the first guy said I came home early from work one day to catch my wife cause i just knew she was cheating... i came into the apartment and found her in the kitchen. she was alone so i searched the apartment and found no one... i came back to the kitchen to find hands gripped onto the window seal so i stomped on them... the guy fell 20 feet and bounced off the canapy and lived... the looked up at me and waved,,, so i picked up the small fridge and threw it down upon him.. In the middle of all this i died from a heartattack...
the second guy said... I was washing windows one day when the rope broke, i grabbed onto a window seal to keep from falling and some guy stompted on my hands i fell 20 feet praying to live... i bounced off the canapy and lived and raised my hands in praise... I was alive... but the same crazy guy threw down a fridge and it killed me...
the third guy said... I WAS THE ONE HIDING IN THE FRIDGE...
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