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Hello my Dear Friend,*If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life,you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how oftenyou talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love.If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one.If you get 7 back you are LOVED........@.@.@.@..@......@........@..........@...@............@....@@...@..............@@..@....@..............@...@......@...........@..@.........@......@..@..............@..@.I.................@....CARE.........@.........ABOUT....@................YOU...@........@@@......@@@@..@....@..........@...@.............@@@......@@.......@@@.......@..@@.........................@.........................@.........................@.........................@.........................@........................@.......................@Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care.See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved*

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One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, shenoticed someone had written the word"penis" in tiny letters.She turned to the class, scanned the boys and girls, lookingfor the guilty face. Finding not a guilty face in the bunch, shequickly erased the blackboard and began her class.The next day, the teacher went into the classroom and noticed,in larger letters this time, the word"penis" scrolled on theblackboard. Again, she looked around the classroom in vainfor the culprit, but found none. And so, the teacher erasedthe blackboard and proceeded with the day's lesson.Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went into theclassroom and found the same word written on the blackboard,each day, scrolled larger than the previous day.Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the classroom expectingto be greeted by the same word on the board. Instead, shefound scrolled on the blackboard:The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!