Romantic Images Women's PoemBefore I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep.One who's handsome, smart, and strongOne who loves to listen long.One who thinks before he speaksOne who'll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he's gainfully employedWhen I spend his cash won't be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my doorMassages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mindKnows how to answer"how big is my behind?"I pray that this man will love me to no end,And always be my very best friend.
Cute Graphics Men's PoemI pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.