The Shot Caller · see all
I'm a very fun loving easy goin person with a smart ass sence of humor. Love to laugh and be up beat. I adore animals, children and the beach. I'm on here looking for friends and people to have a good time with. If you wanna chat then you will find out what I'm all about.
Fun to have around, out going, will keep you guessing what stupid thing I will say or do next.
I am the type that will either make you laugh or maybe even slap me, but either way.. I made you smile.
I am a getter done type of person. I would rather have too much to do than not enough.
To know me is to laugh at me.
I like to be the one people can ask for help, find out the end result you want, and go at it. I am from the aerospace engineering field, I love to think of new ways and try them. I did not fail 100 times, I just found 100 ways that it would not work. There is 100 ways to do something; it does not make anyone of them wrong. If you think your way will save time and is better in the long run, then I want to learn from you. I do not mind being wrong, I just want to be shown why, so I understand and can do better. When we understand the reasons behind something, it helps us to do a better job on our own.
Why she Had to Change Hotels Last Week
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
He says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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