The Original Joke of the DAy Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory."Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"Bill replied,"Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"God said,"I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision.""OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased."This is great!" he told God,"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision."Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God."Fine," retorted God,"as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons."How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment,"This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"God says,"That was the screen saver".
The Original Joke of the DAy Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.They looked at the third man and he said,"I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.The man replied,"Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said,"Come out and fight like a man!".
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.16 years later16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said"mom mom guess what?""What?"I pissed out a bullet.So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said"mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said"mom mom guess what?" The mom said"let me guess you pissed out a bullet.""No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"
The Original Joke of the DAy 
The Original Joke of the DAy 
