.PARENT JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Travel expenses not reimbursed. RESPONSIBILITIES: Must be willing to be hated (at least temporarily) until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this! You pay them! A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.BENEFITS :While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right. ** AND A FOOTNOTE"THERE IS NO RETIREMENT" - EVER!!!
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Leavin 
