37 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!
1) People that put the toilet paper under, rather than over the roll.
2) Dishwashers that are loaded incorrectly.
3) Automatic toilets that flush the sanitary bowl paper before you get the chance to sit on it.
4) Drivers who refuse to use blinkers until they start making the turn.
5) People who complain about smokers, although they used to smoke themselves.
6) Back seat drivers.
7) Side seat drivers.
8) People who can’t shut up long enough to breathe.
9) Parents who continue to try and run your life even though you’re 38 years old.
10) Banks who have banker’s hours.
11) Women who look like murals.
12) Men who look like murals.
13) Squirrels that make it across the street. Then see you coming and decide the grass really was greener on the other side.
14) Construction on every single road I decide to travel that day.
15) Large crowds.
16) Amusement parks.
17) Pennsylvania Dutch country.
18) People who pretend to be someone they’re not!
19) People who go to events in groups just to socialized, not for the thrill of the actual event.
20) When you pull into a gas station run by non-English speaking attendants, and you ask them for five dollars in gas. Then when they’re on their phones talking to friends back in their country, and the pump ends up filling to eight dollars, then they say that that was the amount you asked for.
21) My Boss.
22) My Body.
23) Convenient stores that aren’t convenient, just high priced!
24) Pierced tongues.
25) Children that talk too much. (like my son).
26) Dogs that bite.
27) Girls that won’t.
28) Weeds. (not all weeds)
29) Reruns of Cheers.
30) Reruns of Frazer.
31) Women that want to dress you to their standards!
32) Women that don’t want to undress you.
33) Little asses.
34) Bees and Dragon flies.
35) Old people with new sports cars.
36) Going fishing with my brother-in-law and having him bitch about a little rain while wearing a little yellow poncho! GROW SOME BALLS!
37) Simple spelling and grammar mistakes!
38) Sayings like- It is what it is! - I see! - Whatever! I am just me!
