Greetings and Salutations--welcome to my little corner of Fubar, first round is on me.

Well let's see here, I suppose we should get a few things out of the way right out of the gate--I'm not looking for a wife, gf, booty call, fu-marriage or to be fu-owned...I'm just another guy online...nobody special...nobody important and am here because a friend invited me, I liked it so I'm gonna hang for a while. I'm not going to put a whole helluva effort into making my profile look like a myspace page nor am I going to take this whole thing all that seriously--I'm here to hang out and chat, nothing all that complicated.

Seems I gotta start the explainin--BUST IT! OK, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? I was under the impression the above paragraph needed no clarification...I was mistaken...so allow me to elaborate. I am NOT looking for a wife, spouse, maiden or spinster. I am NOT looking for a girlfriend, beloved, mistress, significant other, ladylove, flame, honey or sweetheart. I am NOT looking for a booty call, friend with benefits, sex slave, casual sex partner, to make whoopie, knock boots or bump uglies...I'm just sittin on the dock of the bay, wastin time...

I am a sucker for a good conversation and there's not a subject I don't have an opinion on so if you wanna talk send a PM or SB message, there are no sacred cows and nothing is out of bounds.

Recently, the whole "crush" thang didn't work out all that well so I'm not going to "crush" anyone again and I don't want to be "crushed". Even though many of us are still in school or taking classes I'd like to think we are above the whole passing notes in study hall nonsense and at the point we can discuss things as adults.

Some Random Thoughts:

Of all the people here on Fubar who are married or in a relationship AND have a crush on someone...I wonder how many said crushes are actually on their spouse/significant other...??

And speaking of crushes...if you're not the other person's spouse/significant other, why bother "crushing" them...does your hope spring that eternally...??

To my fans--why...??

If more than half your "viewable by everyone" pics are marked NSFW and are of you strutting around in your underwear and/or covering up your otherwise uncovered nether regions, can you really blame us guys for thinking you're an easy lay, even though you're really and truly not...??

I am of the opinion if your life revolves around what Fubar level you are and what your Fubar title is and how much Fu-love and Fu-bling you get...you are in more dire need of a life, a good lay and a stiff drink than I am!

>>>>>> Some of you out there in Fubar-land have inquired as to when I'm going to post a salute...the answer to this query is simple...I have not decided if and/or when I will post a salute. I no longer have a webcam and neither of the cats are adequate photographers for such an undertaking so I'm afraid you will simply have to wait with baited breath until I am prepared to make an official announcement...