20 REASONS CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. You can get chocolate
2. "If you love me you will swallow" has real meaning with chocolate
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
4. You can safely have chocolate while your are driving
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during work hours without upsetting your co-workers
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
13. With chocolate there is no need to fake it
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month
16. Good chocolate is easy to find
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate
19. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
