Ok, this is important for you to know BEFORE you waste your precious rates on me....
I don't give a fuck. I may or may not return them. Depends on my level of boredom. Do not ask/tell me to fan you. I won't. I'm not your fan. There is a 90 percent chance I would throw rotten tomatoes at you.
-why, yes...I really do have great taste in music.
-no, that was not me in Backdoor Beauties #4. I have a twin sister.
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"
(no, I didn't write this. It's kinda famous. lolz)
"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than it be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet."
-Jack London
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Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facedness and flightiness. The sign is linked with Mercury, the planet of childhood and youth, and its subjects tend to have the graces and faults of the young. When they are good, they are very attractive; when they are bad they are more the worse for being the charmers they are. Like children they are lively, and happy, if circumstances are right for them, or egocentric, imaginative and restless. They take up new activities enthusiastically but lack application, constantly needing new interests, flitting from project to project as apparently purposelessly as a butterfly dancing from flower to flower.
Most Gemini have a keen, intuitive, sometimes brilliant intelligence and they love cerebral challenges. But their concentration, though intense for a while, does not last. Their mental agility and energy give them a voracious appetite for knowledge from youth onward, though they dislike the labor of learning. They easily grasp almost everything requiring intelligence and mental dexterity, and are often able to marry manual skills to their qualities of mind.
Geminians can be successful in many walks of life though their general characteristics tend to make them unreliable. They are often skilled manipulators of language, in speech and writing, and may be: debaters, diplomats (though in politics they are more interested in theory than practice), orators, preachers (brilliant rather than profound), teachers, authors, poets, journalists, or lawyers.
LIKES
Talking
Novelty and the unusual
Variety in life
Multiple projects all going at once
Reading
Writing
Teaching
Learning
DISLIKES
Feeling tied down
Being in a rut
Losing
Being wrong
Mental inaction
Being alone
Artificial Strawberry Flavoring
Grits
Characteristics considered positive:
active • adaptable • articulate • communicative
brilliant • creative • inquisitive • intellectual
charming • multitasking • nimble • entertaining
upbeat • versatile • whimsical • witty
workaholic• thoughtful • straight-forward • social
talkative • mercurial • open-minded • experimental
joyful • eloquent • brave • free-spirited
attention-loving • playful • out-going• adventurous
broad-minded • mind oriented • spontaneous • verbal
risk-taker • friendly • dynamic • enthusiastic
perceptive • eccentric
Characteristics considered negative:
duality
self-interested
restlessness
changeability
shallow
impulsive
over-talkative
Over-stimulated
fickle / inconsistent
vain
critical
too playful
plays mind games
boastful
ego-oriented
trickster
too-curious
superficial
temperamental
insensitive
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I see dead people.
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Okay...this probably should be addressed. Though if you've made it this far you're probably not someone I'm talking about.
1. I do not want or need to see your cock. If you send me random shit in my mail (i.e. animated facial gifs) then don't act like a crying douche when I don't reply or return your shouts. I've seen penises before and I'm fairly certain I won't die for not being exposed to your magnificent beast. If I do, I probably had it coming.(/dumbpun)
2. I may look like a slut. Looks are deceiving. I'm just a poseur. (yes, I like the french spelling best)
3. The sexiest thing to me about a man/woman/dog, would be a decent sized brain. No more than 8 inches, please.
4. I couldn't just end on an odd number.
