The Dork Knight's blog: "The Dictionary of J"

Vagetarian: 1) A straight male or lesbian female. 2) A cannibal that dines only on the pinkest of meat

Vagination: 1) Imaginary sexual partner 2) Sexual daydream 3) "Tucking it", as in a cross dresser or pre-op trans-sexual

Lesbitanic: 1) A woman who is an ardent lesbian 2) A woman who greatly enjoys giving cunnilingus, as in "She goes down like the Titanic" 3) A very large lesbian