1. During lingering eye contact; say, WOW! you really do I look like my brother.
2. After he give you an expensive necklace just because, squeal giddily, then ask if he got a gift receipt.
3. Instead of saying I Do, Yell Deal! and pump your fist at the crowd.
4. When he plans an uber-romantic night out roses, limo,dinner, express your glee by taking camera-phone pictures of every step and immediately texting your best pal to describe what he's doing now.
5. If he snuggles up to you and ask Could anything make this night more perfect ? Say, Ice cream, and make him go buy a pint.
6. During postdeed cuddling, pry his arms from around you and mutter. Oof, you never used to be so mushy all the time.
7. When he bringflowers, fake sneeze and say you're allergic to anything less than $4 per stem.
8. As you're both getting undressed, give him elevator eyes and ask if he ever gets self-conscious about his womanly hips.
9. Before you accept anything he proposes, ask to see it in writing, If he balks, shrug and say, We live in litigious times, dude.
10. As he reads the poem he's written to you out loud, yawn and tell him to skip ahead to the good part.
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