| Gemini |
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.
You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.
Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius |  |
| 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com |
subject: 11 Rules of Fubar
So very, very True !!!
THE fubar RULES
ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
SIX
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
SEVEN
Who really gives a shit if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
EIGHT
Little 6th graders who have fubar
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
NINE
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true fubar Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
TEN
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
ELEVEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of fubar.
Using your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
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