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Some rules I suppose, but I want to say something before you continue to do whatever it is that you came to my page for. You don't have to buy me bling to be my friend. I prefer good conversation with silly, strange, and fun people to distract me from my boring life. Bling doesn't distract me, nor does anything else shiny because I am not a raccoon. I am just a typical (sometimes lonely) woman that loves a good laugh. Thanks for reading, and as always, have nice day. 20 points if you know where that came from and read it in his voice.

1. I am RL married to the man of my dreams. He is a trucker and we have been married for 12 years. I adore him and I will NEVER cheat on him. Don't bother with your "game" because it is wasted on me.

2. I demand to be respected. Bitches love respect.

3. I have 3 kids and a life. Don't get pissed off if I don't respond right away and if you do, I will block you. If you can't get your head out of your ass and realize that fubar does not equal life, then I don't need to know you.

4. I don't do NSFW.

By the way, I am a terrible flirt. I'm serious... I am REALLY bad at it, so if you try to flirt with me, I will get uncomfortable and back away. I'm extremely socially awkward. Just a warning.

Just so you know, I don't read gift messages. There are too many to go through, so it you want to chat, don't write when you send a drink.