>
> You've got to love this little girl.
> What a fine woman / wife she'll make!
>
> A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of
> life?"
> A little girl in the back row raised her hand and
> said,
> "All I want out of life is four little animals."
> The teacher asked, "Really, and what four
> little animals would that be sugar?"
>
> The little girl said, "A mink on my back,
> a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed
> and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay
> for all of it."
> The teacher fainted.