*It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be canceled.
*You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of
temperature.
* You know it's pronounced color-A-do, not color-O-do.
*You have no accent at all.
*"Humid" is over 25%.
*Your sense of direction is: West is toward the mountains, east is away from the mountains,north is mountains to the left, south is mountains to the right.
*You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one.
*You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
*You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.
*You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
*You went to Casa Bonita as a child.
*You bought your car from John Elway.
*You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember
why....something about football...
*You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
*You always know the elevation of where you are.
*You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.
*You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.
*You get pissed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas,
Nebraska, Wyoming, or "one of those other big square states out west."
*You hate the Raiders and the Chiefs and it doesn't matter why.
*Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
*You actually know that South Park is a real town.
*You know what a "trust fund hippy" is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
*You've made naked snow angels.
*You've laughed at a some Texan while on a ski lift because they were wearing a cowboy hat and jeans
*Who cares that Six Flags bought it? It is and ALWAYS will be called Elitches.
*You know Colfax is the place to purchase a hooker
*You know what LoDo is
