Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and d
disappeared.
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight.
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, that when she jumped off the Grand Canyon, a tourist said 'darkness has fallen'.
Yo momma so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked!
Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile."
Yo momma so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.
yo momma so black, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot tea.
Yo momma so black, even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark.
