ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY
DOG TO KNOW :
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing
techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful
aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before
actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The
added slobber should help in future steps by making
the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide"- Simply slide paws around baby
and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need
to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and
lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you
a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the
rest of your life. Good Luck to all of you!
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