*Beer doesnt mind sitting in the freezer for an hour to cool off
*You can enjoy beer all night long
*Beer doesnt complain when you fart
*A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football
*When your beer goes flat,you toss it out
*Hangovers go away
*A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer
*Beer doesnt care how much you earn
*Beer never has a headache
*You can have a beer in public
*Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car
*A frigid beer is a good beer
*A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it
*A beer doesnt come with in-laws
*You are necer embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party
*Beer doesnt grow hair where it shouldnt
*Beer doesnt whine
*You cant catch anything except a buzz from a beer
*When your done with your beer,you just go get another one
*The only thing a beer tells you is when it tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom
