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I HATE EMO POEMS

I'm sick of poems
that that talk of death
and how your stupid
boyfriend left

lets not get up
and get a life
just grab your paper,
pen, and knife

lets talk of blood
upon the floor
and lovely darkness
we adore

all you say
is "my life rots"
and then you write
your emo thoughts

no one cares
about your dreads
and how you just
wish you were dead

they aren't as deep
as you might think
when you say in them
"my life will sink"

I really hate
your "broken wings"
and screeching songs
your dumb heart sings

these emo poems
are really stale
all they make
IS EPIC FAIL

you say your tears
are full of blood
and cry so much
you make a flood

poems that say
"please take my hand"
are really really
oh so bland

how bout you get
a better style
stop these poems
for a while

I don't care to
see more dark rhymes
I've seen them all
a thousand times

they don't make
a lick of sense
I swear you must
be really dense

can you see I
don't give a fuck
cuz these dark poems
REALLY SUCK

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Red pandas are just about the cutest thing ever. These guys are native to the forests in the Himalayas, and there are only 10,000 to 20,000 of them worldwide. In the past they had been misclassified as being in the same families as raccoons and bears, but have recently been reclassified in a family all their own; they are considered “living fossils”, which means they’re more closely related to animals found in fossils than any living species. The people native to the red panda’s region call them “Wha” after the sound they make. They are slightly bigger than a house cat and eat a diet of mostly bamboo shoots and leaves. They spend most of the day time napping in the tree tops, and are most active at dusk and dawn.

Happy Earth Day People... Let's not fuck up the world for the rest of it's inhabitance as well please.

This kid has a heart of stone and balls of steel and no conscious what-so-ever... I am talkin' Hero Material.

Teachers overseas... do...not...give a fuck.

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If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines

Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it’s not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much needed male insights. For example, we’re actually not that interested in your hair and we definitely don’t care about your shoes. Don’t get us wrong, we love the heels… we just don’t see why you need so many pairs that quite frankly, to us look the same. But if Women’s magazines were actually written by men, there wouldn’t be so much confusion about what we want. Here are some article titles, written by men that get straight to the point.