There's always something new, even on a quiet site for Security. Well this might be funny now, though I was pissed about it then. All of my patrols finished, and still finishing off the paper work, it was 5 mins. to the end of my shift. All that can will F@*KN....you know! I received a call from one of the sites private Security Guards, notifying me that he was currently locked in a service room on the 6th floors. F@*K, and this guy was of limited intelligence, or otherwise 99 cents short of a dollar. I grabbed my keys, card passes, and my phone and took off running up 6 flights of stairs. Huffing & puffin I attempted to key the door into private tenant space, only to realize that we had no access. Knowing my replacement would be calling me soon, I quickly called my supervisor. When I notified her of the situation, which she laughed about later, she then asked me to run up to the 6th floor on the other staircase! Few! Finally able to enter the suit, I received another call from this Fu-tard because he was starting to panic! I said just hold on I'm almost there, while my boss had been giving me the directions to the service room. Finally arriving I attempted to key the door, but no such luck. I asked the guy to pass me his key-card under the door, so instead he tried to put it through the vent in the door. I told him, "No don't put it through there you'll loose it!" I finally got him to pass it under the door, and after picking it out from under the door and over the carpet divider, I opened the door and let him out. Funny thing is looking at this room it was tiny enough, he didn't need to go in to patrol it. Someone please tell me, how theF@*K does someone lock themselves in a service room? I did receive the call from my replacement, only to stay another half an hour to do an incident report. That was only the second day I was on. WTF? So much for a horseshoe up my ass, just FUBAR up there!
