Over 16,533,012 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
So my default pic, which was a pic of my boobs COVERED completely with Denver Broncos across the front gets flagged as NSFW. For one thing, if that pic isn't safe to be on your computer because someone might see it....don't come here. If you are at work, WORK. If you are at home and afraid a significant other might see something that would make them angry, don't come here. FFS it's an online bar. That isn't shit you wouldn't see at a bar.
Funny, every other pic I see on here is some fat cow with her boobs hanging out of her shirt. Bare boobs, not clothed boobs.
This is an adult site, be an adult.
I am just as naughty as anyone I have ever found....but seriously....if I have never talked to you....the last thing I want to see is your dick. Someone checks out my profile, I go for a visit to theirs. Take a gander at their pics and bam! Cock shots. Like really? Just out there for the world to see. It's rather pathetic. At least leave something to the imagination. If I have already uncovered the package without the buildup.....boring!!!
To top it...most dicks look the same. Some are smaller, some are bigger, some are wider, and some are just plain pitiful..but the basic form is always the same. I'm not going to look at your dick and say oh damn, that makes me want to touch myself. And any girl who tells you that....is probably lying to you. Haha.
May sound silly, but what makes me want to touch myself...seduce my mind. No hey baby...no hey sexy...or any of that shit. Fuck, if I want to be talked to like a prostitute, I'd put myself on the street corner and charge idiots for that shit.
I have no clue why I wrote this, it just hit me as I saw the 10th dick on the site today...and I can't differentiate between a single one of them. Haha!
Mindless dipshit that I am....
I take my dog out for a walk. It's a beautiful day and the dog is actually letting me take him for a walk instead of him taking me for a gravel spin on my face. ( He likes to lead the walks which usually turn into runs and I'm lucky I haven't ended up being dragged behind an 80 lb Pit Bull/Bull Mastif puppy like an old western being drug by the horse) Anyways, we get back home, come through the front door to find my 8 year old cat on the landing in the foyer. The dog spots the cat, corners the damn thing and my cat goes into attack mode. This dipshit 10 lb cat decides that it's a freaking ninja cat and wants to take on the 80 lb pain in the ass huge dog. The front door is wide open (my cat likes to make runs for the door), the dog is pawing at the cat who is scratching back. So what does my dumb ass decide to do....duh duh duuuuuuuh duh....save the fucking cat. So in trying to separate the stupid cat and the bohemoth dog, I get in the middle and go to grab the cat. The cat decides to grab my leg with it's fucking claw and my hand with it's fucking teeth. The dog has this sheepish grin on it's face as it sits there still pawing and further pissing off the cat. Get a handle on the cat, toss him down the stairs, slam the front door and take the dog upstairs to his kennel.
Dog +1
Cat +1
Me- completely fucked up with the scratches and bites to prove it.
That fucking cat is on it's own.
:)
