Nothing like bundling all up, wearing like four different layers, just to go outside to check the mail that either hasn't come yet, or has come, and nothing in the box, and freezing your ass off. The entire trip probably lasted less than five minutes and you are totally cold. Wondering if you live in the artic or in a deep chest freezer......You wake up, apparently from blacking out from the cold and realize that it is just another beautiful day in Michigan.......
