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Relationship status: Married
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Born on November 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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24 Year Old
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Female
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From Ohio·
Invited by: 209024·
Joined on November 28, 2006
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on November 3rd
·420 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
I just had a flitting naughty thought.. Flitting due to old age catching up. And some grand smoke I've seemed to have forgotten what it was ! But on good note. I brought lol js
The Naughtiest 0f Twisted Tuesday Holiday Huggles have been performed to your Butt...ns by the Head of Santa's Secret Service Naughty Division. Rest assured Returning the Huggles isn't going to change your"Good Status." After years of servitude to Santa's Naughty List". As many of you know I admitted to having secretly completed Industrial Espionage to All Data/Hard Drives/Backups and Burned the damned books. This Year there is No Naughty List. Meaning you can be as Naughty as you want. As long as you follow the simple guideline of 6 foot distancing . How you accomplish this will be amazing But there's always next year!! Of course this means I'll also be looking for new employment. But do you know what it's like for a Tall elf mind you getting employed and One with a Sarcastic attitude? It's not likely happening. So this being the case. I shall be coming to all your houses from here on out as a guest for 3-7 days, Depending on How bad you really were in The Year of the Missing List. (I Kept a copy Trust Me some of you Were well above the average Naughty this year and works well as a bribery tool) ( Take note, Camping in the back yard is equivalent due to Covid Tho I shall need"Use" of the facilities , daily.. And maybe a sandwich? ) You will be notified by my Publicist  ( Incidentally: I'm presently Self publishing. Santa's Naughty Lit WorkShop. It's going to be a bestseller like 50 Shades of Grey.. Just you wait and see)  of my arrival at some 24-48 hr notice. This will help compensate My Dirty Deeds for you all.
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ns by the Head of Santa's Secret Service Naughty Division. Rest assured Returning the Huggles isn't going to change your"Good Status." After years of servitude to Santa's Naughty List". As many of you know I admitted to having secretly co
But there's always next year!! 
Of course this means I'll also be looking for new employment. But do you know what it's like for a Tall elf mind you getting employed and One with a Sarcastic attitude? It's not likely happening. So this being the case. I shall be coming to all your houses from here on out as a guest for 3-7 days, Depending on How bad you really were in The Year of the Missing List. (I Kept a copy Trust Me some of you Were well above the average Naughty this year and works well as a bribery tool) ( Take note, Camping in the back yard is equivalent 
