44 Year Old
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Female
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From Loveland, CO·
Invited by: Redneck Rythem ...·
Joined on January 9, 2009
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on September 14th
·24 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
44 Year Old
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Female
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From Loveland, CO·
Invited by: Redneck Rythem ...·
Joined on January 9, 2009
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on September 14th
·24 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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My name's Kai, which is short for Kaiya (Sounds like a Karate Chop Ki-Yah lol). I'm a single mom of 2 special needs boys and a tattoo & web artist. I'm only on here to escape the daily craziness that is my life, and chat with friends.
I've got my eye on a certain someone, he knows who he is, so dont try and come at me with a bunch of sexual shit... you'll get yourself blocked in a heartbeat.
If you don't have a salute, you wont be able to talk to me and I wont be accepting friends requests from people without salutes anymore either... I'm tired of wondering if people are real or not, so deal with it and make a damn salute. :D
No matter what I say
It's never enough
No it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be
It's all so messed up and no one ever listens
(Everyone's deranged)
I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change
(Wanna lay it all to waste)
Their always say this, say that,
Nothing that you want to
I don't want to live that way
Every chance they get their always
Shovin me aside
I'm Done
In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am
I'd rather hate you
For everything you are
Than ever love you
For something you are not
I'd rather you hate me
For everything I am
Than have you love me
For something that I aint
It's never enough
It's never enough
No matter what I say
It's never enough
No it's never enough
No matter who I try to be
It's never enough
No it's never enough
No matter how I try to taste
It's never enough
Never never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be.
44 Year Old
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Female
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From Loveland, CO·
Invited by: Redneck Rythem ...·
Joined on January 9, 2009
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on September 14th
·24 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Latest Status
Wicked Frog Gon... Came back to help a friend... but I'm gone yet again....
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the splits.7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
What women would do if they had a penis for a day10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.1. Repeat number 9......
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds:"He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
