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LIFE

Life..............where do I start? Well lets just say things don't always go the way you want them too no matter how hard you try. First thing I would like to say is a big thank you to Morgan, Brian, Danielle, Kyle, Buddy, Eric and Scott. You guys are the best, you have been there for me lately when I needed someone to talk to or vent to or even yell at, and I love all you and I promise to become normal soon :) Well.....I signed another year contract with my apartment and Im actually ok with it. I planned on moving but things change and shit happens so.....I really like the location of my place and love the extras that come along with it, like pool, tanning bed, fitness center and this way I dont have to deal with actually packing and moving to just another apartment, whats the point right? Speaking of extra's......I actually used to fitness center today....omg, I think Im going to be dying tomorrow.....seriously.......but if made me feel good and it took my mind off things which lately, has not been an easy thing to do. Anyway......My weekend was actually decent considering everything. I still went to the Brigades game Friday night, had fun. Went to lunch, tanning and a jewelry party with my mom and got my hair cut on Saturday. Saturday night went out with a couple of different friends, ate, watched the FL v.UCLA game, shot pool, drank, danced, drank more, lol......*thanks to a certain someone for making sure I made it home ok, you know who you are and your a sweetheart*.......Then today I went tanning, went to the mall for a couple of things and worked out. I still miss my best friend but I can't sit around and mope. Thats not me and thats not how I want to be. Life is life, things happen for a reason and if something is meant to be it will be, if not then something else will come along. Have a great week everyone and thanks for listening :)

LINGERIE CONTEST LINK

A LINK TO THE LINGERIE CONTEST I AM IN....PLEASE HELP ME WIN!!!! image.php?u=609868&i=3029639929&tn=1
LOVE. IT'S IN THE MOMENT. IT'S THE LOOKS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. IT'S THE SMILE THAT COME'S TO YOUR FACE JUST HEARING THIER NAME. IT'S LAUGHING AT NOTHING AT 2AM BECAUSE YOUR SO TIRED BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL ASLEEP JUST YET. IT'S FINISHING EACHOTHER'S SENTANCES. IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T JUST FORGET OR GET OVER. IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL FEELING IN THE WORLD. THE GREATEST YET THE MOST PAINFUL THING TO GO THROUGH.

TRUE VS. BULLSHIT

Girl Facts~~~The true part When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you" no one in this world can miss you more than that.. Guy Facts~~~The bullshit part When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you. When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong. **or he ran out of good comebacks** When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a few minutes, he means it. When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do. When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world. When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love. When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it. When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done. **or until it get's too complicated** When a guy says, "I miss you" he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else. **or its just easier to say that than to not say it**

HEARTBROKEN

MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTE~~~ "THE GREATEST CHALLENGE IN LIFE IS FINDING SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ALL YOUR FLAWS, DIFFERENCES AND MISTAKES AND STILL LOVES YOU WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS" NOW SERIOUSLY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

LMAO

Five reasons not to be a penis: 1. -------- You're bald your whole life. 2. -------- You have a hole in your head. 3. -------- Your neighbors are nuts. 4. -------- The guy behind you is an ass hole and... 5. -------- Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

ADAM AND EVE

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it." "What's it called?" Eve asked. "Brains" God said.

SEX FAIRY

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! EVER!!! LOL~~~ 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! ============= 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. ============= 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. ============= 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. ============= 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. ============= This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It h as been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in .5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious

12 SIGNS

12 signs you love someone...or at least dig them alot! TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

BIRTH CONTROL

"A birth-control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest."
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