JDCinLA's blog: ""Where am I . . . ? ""

What does TIME mean to you ? -

 

*Stupid answers encouraged . . .

If you've learned anything about me from my profile - *Hunh; easier reading Sanskrit in a mirror - I LOVE new friends, old friends and

I don't particularly care whether I'm Rated, Drunk, or Blinged ever - Recently I've come in contact with a lot of swell people who seem

to want to Like me, Booze me and Bomb me into oblivion . . .

 

Here's the catch: I'm not ungenerous or mean with my time, But - * BIG BUTT * - my computer has a tiny brain and a slow dial-up

*Yes, I have a land-line - I can barely keep up with routine chores like drinks and rates - (I actually ran into a 'Bouncer' 9 times in

the Gift Shop, if you can believe it) -

 

So I don't want people to think I'm neglecting them or ignoring them - I appreciate all the kind things my Friends, Fans and even

total strangers have done for me recently - Really, really love you all - guys, gals and anything in between . . .

 

I'm just feeling a little sick, lazy and overwhelmed right now - *Last time this happened I went 'Walkabout' and didn't come back

for 5 months - That's one reason I send people out hunting mythical "Golden Rhinos" and ask for 'Ice Cubes' from the gift shop -

If you like me, GREAT ! - I like you too - If you like me too hard I feel bad 'cause I just can't get by to visit and thank everybody

who's been so nice to me - Not in the 7 hours I can spare on this site - Not with this damned slow machine I'm using -

 

So to make a long story interminable - *God, I've seen German operas that were shorter and made more sense - If you like me,

even a little, tap me on the shoulder - I'll know you're there and I'll show gratitude in the best way I can - If I don't hit you back

right away, spend a couple bucks on the cheap 'Ice Cubes' - I don't ask for gifts; a little reminder, that's all . . .

 

If you haven't 'heard' from me in a couple days, shout in my face - Sometimes I need a big reminder - If you don't get a response

in a week, look in my coffin - *It's usually empty at night; that means I'm out doing something - Probably something you'd rather

not know about . . .

 

That's it: I've officially written myself into a corner - Only thing left to do is have another smoke, drink another cup 'o' joe and watch

some cartoons -

 

In other words, it's business as usual - 

 

If you've read this your smart; if you're smart you're my Friend - And if you're smart, my friend, you'll stand back, give me some fightin' room and let me get back to doin' what I do best -

 

Which is . . . . . . .

 

Okay: here's a place for you to leave your comments and opinions - If you're still unclear on what all this means, make a large

X at the bottom of the page - 

 

I love my Friends, I love my Family, I love all the hobos who pass through and I love stickin' my nose into other people's stuff -

 

I LOVE YOU ALL ! ! !

 

And that's the last warning you're gonna get from me.

 

Happy  _ Date _ Month _ Year _  -  Everybody . . .

 

Jeff Cedrone  -  Los Angeles, California

 

'_'

I have just leveled at 16 = 'Fu-gee' if that matters - I am now in the midst of a psychic meltdown. . .

 

This is not a MUMM, since I'm not asking for advice - this is a warning. . .

 

My nerves are raw; say nice things about me.

 

Enjoy your summer -

 

J. in L.A.

 

'_'

 

Everybody here? Okay - If you didn't hear that it's not my fault. The 'Worm' was not my fault - Last night I was NOT on Fubar for the first time in many nights. I 'cleaned' house and watched the tube - when I heard it was morning and no virus had eaten Australia - yep - I started composing this 'Blog' in my head. . . *Special 'Hey' to my new (angry) friends overseas* O.K. - I may have over-reacted a teeny bit. . . But I woke up some folks and I learned how to blast a 'Blog' to everybody with a PC. . . - No good, huh? Well, there could be a virus - and you could get it someday and ___ O.K. - Line up here - this is where you can insult me; give me a piece of your mind, call me names - What? need help getting started - Ooh, how about - 'Old Woman' - 'Paul Revere' - or that good old standby - 'Chicken Little'. . . *And hey; if you ever want to show your friends a 'horses ass', just show 'em one of my photos. - Have you heard about this new strain of Hepatitis 'D'? - Fine - there's a little joke in my 'Stash'. Keep reading, America! - J. '_'

Once again - Not a funny column - Listen up. . . One news show says 'April Virus' *Confiker - (Don't ask me) - Virus is a 'super-serious threat' - - Virus is a gag. . . So: Virus may be real, dormant or already in your/my system. Best suggestions - I will be off line tomorrow; use your computer at work. Virus may be activated at ANY time - Watch for strange behavior - check your bank account, etc. - Do Not contact your friends 'til April 2 - *If you notice anything unusual at all try to reach 'Semantec' or 'Macaffee' websites - Virus is - specifically - designed to prevent you from reaching them. I don't know any more than that. Don't visit my profile - Don't rate this blog - I want to hear from my friends but I will be under the covers for a day. *Please leave me a message if anything at all happens - I'm as interested in this as you are. Best of luck, kids. J. in L.A. _O_

Or don't - it's your computer & your wallet. . . - This may be the most useful thing I've done on this site - I took the time to write it; pay attention or go out and play - *** The April 1st Virus is here - Now *** It may be in your e-mail, your hard drive or the next website you visit - I Do Not claim I can stop it, or fix it - I've had a virus once before - Total Lock-out - PC useless - I called Norton/Semantec etc. - I spoke to a man in India, who told me it would cost $100 + to speak to a man in Delaware. . . The point is The solution is ON your screen every time you log on - It is called a "Destructive Recovery" - - It's a bitch, and you'll hate yourself for having to do it - What I hate is the way I was treated by 'Technical Support' - I was robbed. . . I'm no goody-goody, guardian angel - I am, in fact a bit of an A-hole - But if your still with me, here's my advice. . . *Back up everything worth saving onto discs - (The 'Virus' may be downloaded on to them; I'm sorry I can't be more sure about that) *If you notice -Anything- strange on your PC, go slowly - Check you bank accounts, recent purchases, be careful when you contact your friends - (You may want to use a code of some sort on the 'Subject' header) - If you haven't got the 'Virus' your friends just may give it to you inadvertently. . . Fu-bar is NOT 'air-tight' - but, If the worst should happen shut down your machine - go to a 'safe' PC, (a few minutes at work won't hurt) - - You can send me a personal message - You don't have to rate me or even smile - = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I'm doing this to save you time, money and a lot of grief. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Best of luck, friends. J. in L.A.

No, I do not mean those green things growing in your garden. Now, then: I have not been on this site for long, but. . . I've received some "interesting" messages from some lovely young women - "Hello; My name is -____- I saw your profile and you seem like a nice person. . ." etc. - Now, since I am dumb enough to have been on pay- sites ('Meet Single In Your Area') - and I have also been accosted by lovely women wishing to know my name, rank & serial number, (not to mention more personal details) and the odd remark that sounds suspiciously like a pick-up line or 'marriage' proposal - I have to wonder: just who ARE these "people"? Needless to say, these encounter lead to nothing - not a thing. . . So I ask you - Have you had an encounter of this sort? What was the outcome? * Ladies, this inquiry applies to you as well - Has a tall, dark, stranger visited you and then, *poof - simply vanished? As a King once asked himself, "Yes, I'm paranoid - but am I paranoid ENOUGH?" J. - 'fishing around' in L.A. '_'

Does anyone have an answer . . . : ------------ ? ------------- : Feb. 27th - 6:33 a.m. P.S.T.