Dear Ninja,
after hours & hours of chair f*cking on the deck this weekend.. my lower back has a bruised line across my lower back..... i never wanted tramp stamp yanno.... anyways
i have iced it up and it is slightly sore but how
can i get rid of the bruises?!?!
*giggles at what might be your answer to this unforeseen but very pleasant experience*
sincerely,
I never wanted a tramp stamp
Dear Tramp Stamped,
Sounds like a great weekend to me! But yes, there is some TLC to help get rid of those unsightly bruises faster.
A Bruise is actually a subdermal hematoma (fancy talk for blood under the skin). When you do some fun sex stuffs, sometimes, you have a little too much fun and need to hide that evidence. A natural method for speeding up the process of bruise removal, a heating pad. Get yourself a nice warm compress or a heating pad and apply it to the site every few hours for 20 minutes at a time. If the heat is minimal, you can leave it longer, although high heat is not recommended for application longer than 20 minutes, as muscle damage can occur.
The heat helps speed up your body's natural response of breaking down that blood that has pooled beneath your skin leaving the bruise. You should see marked improvement within a day, and it should be all clear within 3. If it is still dark after that, you need to see a doctor, as you would still be bleeding under the skin.
Good Luck, and next time, pad the chair with a towel!
