When girls drink too much, they…
1. …have absolutely no idea where their purse is.
2. …believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. …have suddenly decided that they want to kick someone’s butt and honestly believe they could do it too.
4. …In their last trip to pee, they realize that they now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess they were just four hours ago
5. …start crying and telling everyone they see that they love them sooooo much.
6. … get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “oh my god! I love this song!”
7. …have found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to them.
8. …have suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. …yell at the bartender, who they believe cheated them by giving them just lemonade, but that’s just because they can no longer taste the vodka.
10. …think they are in bed, but their pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. …fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when they sit on it.
12. …take their shoes off because they believe it’s their fault that they’re having problems walking straight.
