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Warning this is gross and not everybody will find this amusing-
I was staying with my Aunt and Uncle for a few weeks one summer when I was 16. They ran a self-storage unit. The entrance was a long asphalt driveway that was gated. My uncle kept a pit-bull(male) chained up at the end of the driveway to scare off any potential funny business when the gates were closed at night. The dog was cool though. He would lick you to death but nobody wanted to get close enough to find out any difference.This was back in the day before cameras were affordable for surveillance and it was cheaper than an electrified fence.
My youngest cousin “Frankie”(he was 6 at the time) loved to coast down the driveway on his belly on a skateboard. First time I tried it I wiped out. Frankie had a blast doing this endlessly.
It was getting dusk when my oldest cousin Rich let himself in the back door with Frankie by the arm. Rich was laughing uncontrollably and Frankie was crying. Looked like he had been for some time. His face was tearstreaked, dirty and his clothes were disheveled. I quickly ruled out a wipeout on the skateboard. Rich was always teasing and tormenting his little brother and sister but he never hurt them. and his amusement was usually expressed as a mean-big brother grin. I was ????? but every time Rich looked at me he laughed harder if that was possible.
I finally got it out of him as he ran water in the laundry room tub for a bath for Frankie who was sniffling and getting out of his tee-shirt and pants. Rich had pulled into the driveway and come across Frankie pinned at the foot of the driveway where the Pitt had pinned him and began having “Relations” with the poor kids back, He holds up Frankie’s Tee shirt thumb and forefinger delicately “look! his backs all wet!” and doubles over again.”I cracked up and exclaimed “and you let him ride up to the house in your CAR! GROSS!!” We howled the rest of the night every time we looked at each other-especially the way Rich presented the shirt to me for proof-like it was going to explode or something….
