I maybe a lot of things to a lot of people, but one thing I'm not is serious, despite my outward demeanor. :). Anyone who's spent any length of time with me knows that I can be a clown at times despite having aristocratic manners. I hate when people address me as SIR, especially if they're older than me. I understand younger people saying it, they just don't know any better, lol. But come on people - that prefix should be reserved for your dads and grandfathers.
Anyways, enough of my ranting, I thought I'd tell a joke instead. If you think it's amusing feel free to comment.
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!
