-Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much...? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips.
-The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
-If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking goodyear!
-Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-What is the speed of sex? 68, cause at 69 you have to turn around.!!
-Big Bad Wolf told Lil' Red Riding Hood "Lift your top so I can suck your tits." "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fucking book says!"
-A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy."
- Girls have unique magic tricks--- they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
