Anthony Saul's blog: "What I Want In a Girlfriend"

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful" I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ... ....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

I want a girlfriend who read my whole list. I want a girlfriend who won't cheat on me. I want a girlfriend who will chill with my friends. I want a girlfriend who will let me chill with their friends. I want a girlfriend who loves children. I want a girlfriend who loves to cuddle and spoon. I want a girlfriend who likes me for me. I want a girlfriend who doesn't have any STDS. I want a girlfriend who I can treat like a princess. I want a girlfriend who won't mind if I gave her random kiss's. I want a girlfriend who knows who Penny is. I want a girlfriend who I can see at least 3 times a week. I want a girlfriend who would rather share a blanket the hog it. I want a girlfriend who I can put my arm around. I want a girlfriend who would be happy for me to call me HERS. I want a girlfriend who would love it for me to call her MINE. I want a girlfriend who knows why people call me Saul. I want a girlfriend who smiles when they think about. I want a girlfriend who laughs at me jokes, even if they aren't funny. I want a girlfriend who wouldn't mind random text messages saying she missed me. I want a girlfriend who would go to the movies with me even if its a children's movie. I want a girlfriend who will hide in my jacket when its cold out, when it is still on me. I want a girlfriend who will hold my hand when crossing streets. I want a girlfriend who knows I will protect her. I want a girlfriend who will go to NYC with me to see the tree. I want a girlfriend who will dance with me, even if no music is playing. I want a girlfriend who I can write notes to even if she is close enough to talk to. I want a girlfriend who will go for a walk with me at night. I want a girlfriend who won't mind if I drove to see her at night for a kiss goodnight. I want a girlfriend who will thumb wrestle me, winner picks what movie we watch. I want a girlfriend who will let me win sometimes. I want a girlfriend who will send me witty emails. I want a girlfriend who will leave me comments on myspace, even if she is next to me. I want a girlfriend who doesn't mind I'm not Brad Pitt. I want a girlfriend who will support me no matter what. I want a girlfriend who I can sleep with at night. I want a girlfriend who will go to be Build a Bear with me and build a stuffed animal. I want a girlfriend who will sleep with the animal we made. I want a girlfriend who will cuddle by the fire with me on a cold night. I want a girlfriend who will be my best friend. I want a girlfriend who was born a girl and still is a girl. I want a girlfriend who just laughed at that. I want a girlfriend who will sing to me. I want a girlfriend who will return my calls. I want a girlfriend who doesn't care about only looks. I want a girlfriend who loves dogs. I want a girlfriend who wont be shy around my family. I want a girlfriend who will let me kiss her lips lightly and gently nibble the bottom lip. I want a girlfriend who will smile at the sound of my voice. I want a girlfriend who doesn't mind my voicemails. I want a girlfriend who will let me play with her hair. I want a girlfriend who will go to sporting events with me. I want a girlfriend who will watch some football with me on Sunday. I want a girlfriend who gets really excited when she talks about me