THIS IS MY BLOG SO IF I CONTRADICT MYSELF, I DONT GIVE A FUCK

THINGS I HATE:

PEOPLE WHO USE ALL CAPS: YES PEOPLE LIKE ME, FUCK OFF!

OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DECIDE SHIT WITHIN 5 MINUTES: YOU CAME TO WENDYS YOU DUMBASSES. DONT TALK ABOUT A BIG MAC NOT BEING ON THE MENU FOR 3 OF THE 5 MINUTES YOU HAD TO DECIDE WHAT TO EAT.

PEOPLE WHO DO THE EXACT SPEED LIMIT NO MATTER WHAT:  DONT PRESS THE FUCKING GAS EVERY 10 SECONDS TO GET UP TO SPEED THEN LET YOUR CAR GLIDE FOR 50 FEET, THEN GAS AGAIN.  YOU ARE THE FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT MAKE ME CHANGE MY BREAKS EVERY YEAR!!

PEOPLE WHO TREAT THE CONDIMENT COUNTER AT WENDYS LIKE A TRUCK STOP BATHROOM: IF I SEE YOU DO THIS I AM GOING TO SHOVE SOME SEA SALT IN YOUR DISRESPECTUFL VAGINA AND/OR ASS!

PEOPLE WHO CANT CHECK THIER BREATH BEFORE TALKING TO YOU: DONT GET ALL MAD AT ME BECAUSE I TURN MY HEAD WHEN YOU ARE TALKING DIRECTLY AT ME. THE FUCKING NERVE YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME ATTITUDE WHEN YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE AN ONION WRAPPED IN VOMIT!

PEOPLE WHO ADD "IZZLE" TO THE END OF EVERYTHING: IT WASNT COOL WHEN SNOOP DOG DID IT, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU?

PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR DIRTY DISHES INTO THE SINK WITHOUT RINSING: DONT COME TO ME BITCHING ABOUT THE WATER BILL WHEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS RINSE THE FUCKING DISH FIRST. NOW I HAVE TO RUN THE HOT WATER AND WASH THEM OFF BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING ANAL ABOUT THE DISHWASHER CLOGGING UP.

MOST OF THE PEOPLE WITH BRIGHT GREEN NAMES ON HERE: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, IF I SEE ANOTHER "HIYA" OR "GOTCHA" FROM A RANDOM ON MY PAGE, IM GOING TO BLOCK HIM OR HER, THEN REPLY WITH A PICTURE OF A DONKEY TAKING A SHIT, CUZ THATS WHAT YOU JUST DID TO MINE.

PEOPLE WHO ARE DISHONEST AND BELIEVE THEY DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE: YOU FUCKED UP ONCE, SO WHERE IS THE GUARANTEE THAT YOU WONT FUCK UP AGAIN? ONE LIE LEADS TO MORE LIES, AND THEN MORE LIES TO COVER UP THE OTHER LIES

MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ASK FOR NO SALT ON THIER FRIES: I WANTED SALT ON MY FRIES, BUT YOU JUST WENT AND FUCKED IT UP FOR ME BECAUSE THE WHOLE BATCH WAS UNSALTED. I WANTED TO BEAT YOUR OLD, GRATEFUL DEAD LOOKING AS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOUR ELVIRA "LOOKALIKE" WIFE.

PEOPLE WHO BEG FOR CREDITS: YOU DO KNOW THAT CREDITS = REAL MONEY RIGHT? SO WHAT MAKES YOU ANY BETTER THAN THE WHORE ON THE STREET CORNER? YOU RECIEVE CREDITS THEN SHOW YOUR SHIT. PLEASE WRITE A LONG BLOG EXPLAINING TO FUBAR WHY YOU ARE NOT A WHORE.

MORE TO COME. THIS IS JUST TODAY. I GOT YEARS OF THIS SHIT!

MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ARE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE IN THE GROCERY STORE AND NOT MOVING TO ONE SIDE SO YOU CAN GET BY. YOU ASSHOLES ARE LUCKY THAT I RESPECT MYSELF ENOUGH TO NOT SHOW JUST HOW PISSED OFF THAT MAKES ME IN THE FORM OF KICKING YOUR 89 YR OLD ASS INTO THE RICE A RONI!!

GUYS ON FUBAR, WHO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE INTERNET AND THIS SITE, WOULD NOT BE POPULAR OTHERWISE. I WAS A FAIRLY POPULAR GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL. BEFORE I MOVED, I HAD PLENTY OF "REAL PHYSICAL" FRIENDS. YOU LEVEL 51 GUYS WHO ACT ALL UPPITY JUST REMEMBER..KARMA IS A BITCH WHEN YOU CAN'T PICK UP A CHICK THAT WORKS AT DENNYS. NO WAIT, MAYBE GET HER A BOOMY. THAT MIGHT WORK. SHOOT, YOUR INTERNET POWERS DONT WORK OUTSIDE. A LOSER ONCE AGAIN. WHOMP WHOMP

WALMART, BECAUSE IT'S THE DEVIL.

THE PEOPLE HANDING OUT CARDS AND FLYERS ON THE VEGAS STRIP. SO THERE IS LIKE 30 OF YOU WITHIN A 100 FT DISTANCE, AND I HAVE WALKED PAST HALF OF YOU ALREADY. WHATS MAKES YOU FUCKING THINK IM GONNA WANT A FUCKIN FLYER AT THIS POINT? YOU WILL STILL SHAMELESSLY ATTEMPT TO FORCE ONE ON ME ANYWAY. I WONDER IF ITS OK TO DECK ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS IF THEY LAY A HAND ON ME. ISN'T THAT CONSIDERED ASSAULT? HMMM, NOW THAT'S AN IDEA. I MIGHT NOT HATE VEGAS AFTER ALL.

THE GUY AT THE GAS STATION WHO, WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE, THINKS IT'S OK TO CHARGE ME ALMOST 7 BUCKS FOR A GALLON OF MILK. THEN WHEN I LOOK SURPRISED, HE SAYS THAT WALMART HAS IT FOR A DOLLAR CHEAPER IF I FEEL I NEED TO GET IT ELSEWHERE. MOTHERFUCKER, ILL JUST WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND GET IT FOR $3.99. HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF A GOOD PERSON.

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T-MOBILE FOR BEING SOME SNEAKY FUCKERS. WHEN YOU PAY YOUR CELL BILL EVERY MONTH, THEN GO TO WORK IN AN AREA WHERE YOUR SERVICE PROVIDER GETS NO COVERAGE WHATSOEVER, THEY TELL YOU TOUGH TITTIES AND TRY TO CONNECT TO THE PIECE OF SHIT LOCAL SERVICE THATS AVAILABLE. YOU SERIOUSLY THINK AFTER TELLING ME TO USE ANOTHER SERVICE BESIDES THE ONE IM PAYING FOR IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT TO PAY MY BILL ANYMORE, LET ALONE STAY WITH YOU? OHHHHH, AND THEN TELL ME THAT I CANNOT BACK OUT OF MY CONTRACT AND HAVE TO PAY THE 200 DOLLAR FEE IF I WANT TO. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DONT HAVE T-MOBILE ANYMORE AND RANDOMLY SEND BACK LOVE LETTERS TO THEM WITH THE ENVELOPES THEY SEND ME IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL SEE MY DISCONNECTION FEE. I THINK THE LAST ONE I SENT WAS "I LOVE YOU, JUST BOUGHT $200 STROLLER WITH THE MONEY I SAVED BY SWITCHING TO VERIZON" OR SOME SHIT. I WISH I KNEW HOW THEIR RESPONSES WENT.

STUPID MOTHERFUCKS WHO DRIVE IN THE FAST LANE ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT. HEY, ASSHOLE, THIS LANE IS FOR FAST MOVING CARS, NOT SOME DUMB FUCK WHO LIKES DRIVING HIS MINI VAN AT THE SPEED LIMIT. I HOPE YOU DONT MIND THAT I SPED UP, PASSED YOU, GOT IN FRONT OF YOU, THEN SLOWED DOWN. YEAH, IM THAT ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD. I LIKE TO FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!!