sorry had to edit and repost... but i deleted it like a moron instead :p
so last night as I had a slight detour from my regular travel plans... I ended up shooting a new models whos name we have yet to figure out... (for our/photo use, I'm calling her Ariel atm)
well, we're at this Holiday in "Holidome" which I thought was going to be some cool experience and have big rooms with lighted shit and a dome thing like some other hotels I've seen in my travels...
wrong...
I got a room that just had a door directly to access the pool, sauna, rec room and oddly enough a miniture golf area...
which just happens to be by the nosiest part of the hotel...
besides all that there was some sort of reception filled with people 21-25 and a few moms in there...
well of course how I look doesn't really help with staying in the background... so as I walk by I see a few girls dressed in "classy" hooker attire so I instantly think "I should come back later when everyone is trashed and flyer for future models"... and then I see their boyfriends... drunk, hi fiving, hoohaaahing each other while in almost tux attire...
so with that plan failed I continue to setup lights and what not... the model shows up and we go out into the "Holidome" to shoot...
well as she looks like some gothic hooker, instantly anyone there is staring at her with either disgust or the typical drooling male syndrome...
we start walking around and people are kinda wierded out... she's in a little skirt, fishnet thigh highs, fishnet shirt with a t-shirt over it to do merch shooting... and thats wierd...
meanwhile there are girls running around in thongs and yet we get the glares...
anyway, we shoot a few shots on the minigolf course for hilarity sake, and those pics didn't come out for pro use but still amusing anyway...
she gets on a spiral staircase thats there and we start shooting a few merch shots... had 2-3 moms walking by trying not to stare, and one husband got busted looking at Ariel heh...
so as we shoot a bit of that more onlookers (including random hotel staff that seemed to want to look at her more than care that we were shooting in thier "holidome" kept coming in and out and we just kinda hurried up and finished before heading back into the room...
you can see a few pics here:
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=350211&albumid=91880&i=3299369447
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=350211&albumid=91880&i=645685769
and then the fun begins...
so we shoot a few stills (
like this) and then work our way down the line
well after the shoot we bs and go over the pics a bit and she leaves...
I end up running to the local Sheetz (mmmm MTO) there and get bombarded by drunktards from the party that was at that hotel earlier...
I'm obviously dressed as before, and seems that the locals have beergoggles/mentality is in full effect...
a chick comes in in knee high hooker boots and a short black shirt and a lowcut top with her tits almost hanging out... so of course everyone looks and stares at her... I look of course but just face forward as anything else makes me look like a rapist the way im dressed hahaha..
she gets in line behind me and comments on my knee high boots and I say the same on hers as they were hot (and well I have a thing for boots heh) and we chatter a bit in line about where to get boots like I have etc... and of course since Im the wierdo, and I have this girls attention span for more than 2.5 nanoseconds... out comes TARDODRUNK...
so I'm just chatting with this chick and tardo swaggers up to the two of us, reeking of alcohol and axe and starts talking to the chick... she totally ignores him and she and I randomly quirp about more boots stuff...
Tardo, obvioulsy annoyed/insulted/totally moronic, decides to say "whatever bitch" and walks down an isle...
however as we both look at him like hes a fucktard, magically he trips over something invisible, falls on his face and takes out a stack of 2 liters that fall down on and around him...
which made all of us (and the chick working the counter) laugh our asses off... he gets up covered in two liters and confused as to what happened and staggers out around a bit ignoring the mess and just starts walking out...
now normally either one would:
a) clean up the mess and apologize
b) run right out the door before they can see if anything is broken
c) act like a bigger moron and blame it on someone else and break more shit
d) go into the walk in cooler, pee on things and leave
e) go walk into oncoming traffic...
well he didn't pick any option... he just kinda stood there, leaving the mess, looking at the cooler for beer... he then turns around and says "hey tits, want any beer to drink with me later?".. the chick looks at me, and we look at him and hes staring right at her... "what a dick i mutter" and she seems a tad scared at this point heh...
now, I've lost humor value with tardo and the line is nearing the end so I can quickly leave and get away before wanting to stab him in the eyes...
but he just keeps on being stupid and tries to open the door to the cooler... well the door opens in and he tries to pull it out... but doesnt realize the door is shut and walks flat into it and then falling on his ass...
security has been called out by this point, I let the chick check out so she can scoot out while tardo is pre-occupied to do anything else stupid and shoved out the door... and I quickly follow suit...
I make it out the door and the chick is parked next to me... she says by and I wave and say bye and we both get in our cars... well as I'm about ready to back out the chick gets out and flags me down...
I'm confused and roll down my window and she says "you seem nice, here's my number" and handed a napkin with her digits on it... I said "well I'm only in town another week" and she replies with "thats fine, lets talk sometime"... I'm totally shy and at a loss for words and like "ok.. will call you tomorrow/monday... talk to you later" with a bit of a blush on my face and just back out...
I totally lost track of what happened to tardo but i just think its funny/ironic how me being the wierdo ends up getting some chicks number after just talking to her for a short time and letting her get out of tardo's sight...
not sure what to make of that...
I reallllllllllllllllllllly dont think I'm in her league...
but what the hell... while im in town might as well find some entertainment while im here... might at least be able to show me around a bit more as to whats been going on in my old hometown :p...
I'm kinda scared/confused/happy in the pants about this...
and just hope tardo got hit by a moving truck... heh
