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Eggs A traveling salesman whose car has broken down goes to the door of the closest farmhouse. The farmer says,"You can spend the night but you'll have to share a room with my beautiful daughter.""Oh, I don't mind that," exclaims the salesman."Just one thing," says the farmer."No funny business.""Oh no sir," says the salesman."You can count on me."Just to be safe, the farmer builds a wall of eggs between the two beds in the daughter's room. In the middle of the night, the salesman can no longer control himself, busts through the eggs and has his way with the farmer's daughter. They take the rest of the night piecing the eggs back together one by one and rebuilding the wall. The next morning, the farmer goes to his daughter's room and takes a couple eggs to the kitchen to make breakfast. Cracking open the first egg, of course, produces nothing. Cracking open the second egg, likewise. The farmer pokes his head out the window and yells,"OK, which one of you roosters is using a rubber?"

* ~ Joke of the Day ~ * A family was on vacation with their 6 year old son and noticed a sign for a nudist beach. The husband and wife always wanted to go to one and decided that their son is young enough that it wouldn’t really matter. The mother was relaxing laying in the sand topless. The son noticed his dad looking at all the naked women's chests on the beach and runs to his mother,"Mommy, mommy why do some girls have bigger ones and some are smaller?" The mother calmly said,"Well son the girls with the big ones are really, really stupid." The boy accepts this answer and runs off to play. He then noticed the men. The boy runs back to his mother and asked,"Mommy, mommy, why are some guys bigger and some smaller?" The mother again comely says,"Well the bigger they are the stupider the man is." Boy again accepts the answer and runs to play. A few minutes later the boy runs to his mommy and says," Mommy, mommy daddy is talking to a really really stupid lady and he’s getting stupider and stupider every second!"

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Still in the box A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says,"How bad is it, doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."The doctor said ,"I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend.They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he'd ever seen them. She says,"You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says,"And look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

The ugly man A very good-looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, without any luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women in the place.Disheartened by all this, the good-looking man asks the bartender,"Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women. What's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want, but I haven't been able to connect all night. What's going on?""Well," said the bartender,"I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows."

Objects of desire One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door."Excuse me," the man stammered,"But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is.""Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied."Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts."The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside."OK," the husband says gruffly,"For ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's breasts."At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed."Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls."I can't," replies our awe-struck man, still nuzzling away."Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now."I don't have ten thousand dollars."

Slippery when wet A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won't move. She is truly stuck to the floor.Suddenly the neighbor says,"Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?""Great idea," says the husband,"But let me rub her boobs a little to arouse her.""Why?" asks a confused neighbor."She'll need the lubrication so I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."