Ok guys... well here we go again. LOL
Welcome to my first Blog here in a while...... Feel free to comment on anything I say on here... :) Tho I should re-warn you I tend to be very blunt and to the point, so I apologize if anything offends anyone... ... tho if it does, I guess you just won't read again so .. whatever ...LOL
Ok .. this has been one of those weeks where I am not sure whether I wanna scream, change my name and run away, or just get comepletley drunk and say "piss on it"... possibly all three options would be a good idea LOL (not necessarily in that order)...
I have been going stir crazy the last few days, and have come to the conclusion that it is time to get the hell out and create as much noise as humanly possible. SO, Friday night I am going to head back to the bar... have way too many drinks, let my hair down, sing up a storm and crawl my ass back into bed sometime around 4 am...
after all, a girl has to have some fun, right?
Then again, what often starts out being a good idea to have fun, can also turn into some of the most disturbing evenings in the history of bar hopping...lol
Bars can be a great release of stress... but they can also be annoying..Not to mention an opportunity for horny men around the world to go out to extremely crowded areas to "accidentally" grab your ass and then smell their fingers later...
Honestly, I dont think those men who do that kinda shit actually get turned on by a brief ass grabbing. I think that they do it just to like, you know, piss off girls.
Especially the ugly poor men. Come on, you know exactly who I am talking about...You see them sitting on a barstool that has their ass-imprint permenently outlined on it from the countless hours they have spent trying to drown themselves in the liquor of the day...or lounging around in the park, shouting obcentities and catcalls at you.
To get back to my point about the whole bar scene, I will give you an example of a well-intention evening of drinks and partying..which turned into bar-hell 101:
It happend a few months ago when some old friends and I went up to Brantford Ontario. The place was pretty packed, with people having a grand old time...BUT...
There was this also this 60-something year old dude. Balding ... with a BAD combover. And, how do I put this gently.... Ok, I can't. The guy was filthy... and smelled. BAD. It was like he took a bath in a mixture of transmission fluid and cow manure before he came to the bar. (gag)
AND... He was TOTALLY checking out my chest.. I mean like for 10 straight minutes his eyes were GLUED to the twins.... Yeah, OK...WHATEVER, Grandpa. (and I was seriously in need of another drink.... but the bar where I had to go to order, was right where this guy was sitting... )
So, after 15 minutes of uncomfortable glances, i eventually gave in to the dryness in my throat screaming for refreshment... and went up to the bar where he was sitting (actually... lurking is a better word) to order a drink... and this geriatric reject says to me "My god you are gorgeous.. I'd love to take you home."
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? (Fuck. I'm screwed... :/)
At that point, it was just a mad flurry of me trying to get my moneyout of my wallet, and that horny old fucker trying to get my name out of me. Finally I just got annoyed and told him my name hoping he'd stop bugging me. ( all the time desperately trying to control the barely-containable urge to expel the bile which was rising rapidly into my throat from my gut) But no, he started asking for my phone number and randomly guessing numbers hoping I'd nod and say yes. (God help me)
Finally I paid for my friggin drink and ran off.
What the hell is wrong with these people?? I mean, hello, I just turned 32 a few months ago. And that pervert was EASILY 60 something. Which is about the same age as my DAD.
Yuck yuck yuck yuck.
thats what I mean about bar-hell. It would have been fine had the guy casually mentioned that he found me attractive or something.. but if you could have seent he LOOK he was giving me... CREEPYYYYYYYY...
So , anyway... That's all I have to say about that LOL! Have a great week and see ya in the chat halls :)
