Mosweetangel RLBF mofordman63's blog: "WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!"

HE : Can I buy you a drink? > SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. > > HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like >yours. > SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face >like yours. > > HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? > SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake >twice. > > HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? > SHE : I must've been given your share. > > HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? > SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. > > HE : Your face must turn a few heads. > SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. > > HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. > SHE : Okay, get out. > > HE : I think I could make you very happy. > SHE : Why? Are you leaving? > > HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? > SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. > > HE : Can I have your name? > SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? > > HE : Shall we go see a movie? > SHE : I've already seen it. > > HE : Where have you been all my life? > SHE : Hiding from you. > > HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? > SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. > > HE : Is this seat empty? > SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. > > HE : So, what do you do for a living? > SHE : I'm a female impersonator. > > HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? > SHE : Do not enter. > > HE : Your body is like a temple. > SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. > > HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. > SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.