If using a touch-tone,
press random numbers while ordering.
Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
Ask to see a menu.
Terminate the call with,
"Remember, we never had this conversation."
Tell the order taker a rival
pizza place is on the other l
ine and you're going with the lowest bidder.
Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box.
When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
Eliminate verbs from your speech.
Ask to see a menu.
Call to complain about service.
Later, call to say you were
drunk and didn't mean it.
When they say "Will that be all?",
snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
