I've heard of cutting prices to the bone and salesmen getting under someone's skin but this is ridiculous: A 73 yr old used car salesmen from TX attacked a customer with a machete and cut him on the arm over the weekend. The guy had already bought a car, and was only there to pick up his new plates. My question is, what kind of guy keeps a machete at his office? Was his .45 being cleaned? And a machete of all things, not a good old fashioned saber or broadsword? Even our dangerous weapons are being imported, it seems. Can't we even make a decent thing to assault somebody with in the US anymore, WTF?
Army goat mascot reinstated! After 3 months of good behavior, Billy Goat was returned to his original rank of Lance corporal in the British army. He had been demoted for being a party pooper during a parade celebrating Queen Elizabeth's birthday. We can all sleep better now that justice has been served.
