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7 kinds of sex

this is pimp had to put it on here to keep lol 7 KINDS OF SEX.... Body: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 26 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! Questions are random ya know. 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself would you? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. What is your favorite thing about me? 21. Do you think I'm attractive? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? 25. what one question would you like to ask me? Anything! 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

what every kiss means

~Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready ~Kiss on the Forehead =I hope we're together forever.. ~Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything.. ~Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends.. ~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you" ~Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together.. ~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you.. ~Kiss on the Lips = I like you.. What the gesture means... ~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other ~Slap on the Butt = That's mine.. ~Holding on tight = i don't want to let go.. ~Looking into each other's Eyes = i just plain like you.. ~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me.. ~Arms around the Waist = I like you too much to let go" ~Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you.. --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading,or you will have a bad year of relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as "what every kiss means" Go on..you know you want to!!
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic
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You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!
You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.
You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack
It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are!
C.....COUNT O....ON L....LOSING T....THIS S....SATURDAY WOOOHOOO...GO RAVENS.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin. PS, the smaller the amount the BETTER!!!!! 1. Had sex: $6.00 2. Smoked: $5.00 3. Got drunk: $5.00 4. Went skinny dipping: $3.00 5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $4.00 6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $4.00 7. Cheated: $2.00 8. Fell asleep in class: $0.50 9. Been expelled: $5.00 10. Been in a fist fight: $3.00 11. Given oral: $5.00 12. Got oral: $5.00 13. Prank called the cops: $3.00 14. Stole something: $2.00 15. Done drugs: $5.00 16. Dyed your hair: $0.50 17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. Been in love: $4.00 23. Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: $1.00 24. Went streaking: $4.00 25. Got arrested: $5.00 26. Madeout with someone at the movies: $2.00 27. Peed in the pool: $0.50 28. Played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. Done something you regret: $3.00 REPOST THIS: "I'm worth $_____"

FUCK OR PASS

There is at least one person on your CHERRY TAP list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your CHERRY TAP list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it (REMEMBER IT'S JUST A GAME..)

FOR ALL FEMALES

POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen, PLEASE let your Lady Friends know.... IF WE CAN PASS ON JOKES, SURELY WE CAN PASS ON A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE A LIFE
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