***I wrote this a really really really long time ago...but I thought it was funny, so I reposted it. :P
WANTED
-single female, between the ages of 19-23
-goes to college, or has already graduated because of their genius intellect
-loyal to friends
-"I don't walk into Bath and Body Works every time I go to the mall"
-loves staying up all night
-can touch her nose with her tongue.. haha.. ;)
-loves to talk about absolutely nothing and everything, all at once
-can recite her favorite song from memory
-"Ranch dressing on pizza is nasty"
-sets high standards for herself and others
-compassionate
-Can't say: "I need more than two hands to count the guys I have slept with."
-straightforward
-confident
-good amount of self esteem
-knows how to admit mistakes
-can admit they are not perfect
-intelligent
-can tell me the difference between a minor and major chord
-is decisive to some extent
-Cheating is bad.
-is nice, but not too nice
-doesn't have a 5 year plan
-Priests having sex with small boys is bad.
-"I like basketball, football, and baseball"
-sets high goals
-loves 80's music and isn't afraid to admit it.
-has good taste in clothing (i.e. not these ugly scarfs these chicks wear around campus.. ugh)
-isn't just "along for the ride" in a relationship, and contributes something valuable.
-kids are cool
-does not have a history of dating people for 2.5 years and then going onto someone else in about 2 weeks or less
-a risk taker
-"I know how to be a bitch"
-intimidating
-can debate without taking things personally
-band nerds are cool
-has been single for at least 3 months in the past 2 years.
-doesn't play evil mind games
-likes to go out and have fun (i.e. not sit at home all the time)
-likes to sit at home all the time
-appreciates the creative arts
-someone who likes to make weird faces at opportune times
-can recite every single line in officespace from memory
-someone who likes going to coffee shops and actually drinking coffee
-can make me truly laugh
-Taco Bell is good food.
-believes in second chances
-can take a joke or two , even if they're horribly racist/sexist/not "pc"
-"George W. Bush is awesome"
-can kick my arse
-Taco Bell is a good place to eat together.
-can be offended to aforementioned jokes and give me a hard time
-could work at Hooters.. oops, how did this get in here?!
-is demanding
-has something peculiar about her laugh (snorting, etc)
-"I will kick your ass if our first date is at Taco Bell."
-wishes she could play in the ball thing at chuck e cheese
-doesn't hate on me for being on the computer all the time
-hates on me for being on the computer all the time
-is smarter than me in at least one subject
-likes to randomly go to lake erie or something
-makes me not be lazy all the time
-knows something I don't
-makes me be lazy when i need it
-can make Baldwin love her (good luck)
-can keep up with me in a deep conversation
-can deal with me
-not flighty, but spontaneous
-can make my friends like her (good luck)
-likes classical and heavy metal
-can go to the symphony or something "cultured".. and not be bored
-is hot
-passionate about what they believe in
-not a pushover
-understanding, caring, "insert cliche crap here"
-can pronounce my entire name, and spell it
-is interesting enough so there is no "uncomfortable silence"
-does NOT engage in the following activities: excessive body piercings/mutiliations/"art", cow tipping, substance abuse, and sleeping with a different guy every week.
-pursuing a degree in computer science/info sys. is preferred but not required.
-reads this list and says "i don't think I am the perfect girl for you"
