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Disabled, socially awkward, older (38), poor, extremely overweight, male, pervert, is looking for a young physically fit woman in the Albert Lea area to help him lose weight and become healthier and better physically able. Duties will include walking in front of him and bending over provocatively from time to time as encouragement. Also playing with breasts just out of reach of him, as well as verbal encouragement, all must be done while wearing a tight fitting outfit and possibly kitty ears.
