Jake from State Farm's blog: "Stories"

Roberta & her newly wed husband Kerry moved to San Fransisco shortly after the wedding.

Both sides of family opposed the marriage. The father of the groom got him drunk the night before trying to convince him otherwise. So the groom looked his best the next day. Now the judge performing the ceremony knew the groom very well. As the groom was in court more often than not during his teen years for various law infractions. Mostly public nuisance & drunkenness. Judge asked the bride "Ms. Jones, are you sure you want to marry this man?"

"Yes I do, your honor."

"Are you sure? Do you know what you're getting into?" he asked again, seeing how young she was.

"I want to marry this man." Roberta replied, she noticed the groom had trouble standing and was leaning on his father.

So, in San Fransisco they started their lives together. Kerry a fisherman by trade but had mechanical skills, so he got a job at Union 76 as a grease monky. Roberta & Wandering Man took daily walks everywhere. She didn't know how to drive a car and besides, they only had one vehicle. On their many walks, Wandring Man grew his Wanderlust, for they walked 6 miles just for a slushie. There were several parks along the way, so they had picnics and Robera allowed Wandering Man to burn off excess energy.

One sunny summer day, walking home Roberta & Wandering Man were playing their "Catch me if you can"game, where Roberta would run ahead and Wandering Man would try to catch up. Well, he felt urge to use the swirly, badly. He yelled out "Ma! I need to go poo!" But Roberta didn't hear him and Wandering Man had a problem. He was no longer wearing a diaper and he really didn't want to soil his underwear, they were Superman and he just got it the week before. So, he was running funny, his right hand holding his butt thinking that would hold it in.

It didn't. No longer able to wait until he got him, he filled his underwear.

Very mad at his mom, he walked home and very angry because Roberta didn't come back in time to help with his problem. His mom got the silent treatment for the rest of the night.