My doorbell rang really early this morning, i had been working a night shift the night before so i was out cold, i wrapped a blanket around my shoulders and answered the door.
There were two women at the door, one of them apologised for waking me then tried to get me to accept some jesus pamphlet that had the headline WAKE UP! She said something about how this pamphlet addressed the weakening moral standards in our society today.
I was really tired and mumbled something about not wanting her pamphlet and suddenly she caught her breath and the women both simultaneously stepped one step backwards, excused themselves and hurried away.
It was then that i found out that the blanket i had wrapped around my shoulders didnt cover my, um, nether regions and although i was wearing underpants my rather splendid morning wood was visible for anyone to see..
I had scared off the brides of Christ with my penis, a pretty nice start to the day i think.
