Lead me not into TEMPTATION...... Oh HELL who a, I kidding......Follow me I know a shortcut!!!!

Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in PSYCHO!!!!

Been a rough start to new year, family health problems will probably keep me awày for A while

Been a rough start to new year, family health problems will probably keep me awày for A while

Cheat on a good WOMAN and KARMA makes sure you end up with the BITCH you deserve!!!

I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night, after 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen!!!!

I don't know what the big deal is.....I've blacked out in New Orleans before!!!!

I have decided that I no longer want to be an ADULT. if anybody needs me, I will be in my tree-house coloring and eating FRUIT LOOPS!!!!

No, of course I don't mind telling you how to go to hell: Take a right on kiss my ass lane, go straight on fuck off way and then pullin and park at the intersection of bite me road and go fuck yourself avenue.......

I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it!!!

Before you judge me, make sure that you are PERFECT!!!

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man!!!"

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake!!

As much as I hate to say this I will not be back, I wish everyone the best and thank all of you for everything, all my love :D

I have 3 sides...... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun and crazy side 3. The side you never want to see!!!

If I ever go missing I want my picture on beer cans rather than milk cartons, that way at least my friends will know I'm missing!!!

How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep sentimental relationship with it????

I failed my drivers test. The guy asked me, "what do you do at a red light?" I said, "I usually respond to texts, check my emails and Facebook." :D

Of course I'm out of my mind........and I'm never going back!!!!

My family is temperamental.......Half Temper, Half Mental