The devil on my shoulder just attacked the angel on my other shoulder and covered her in duct tape -- is that a bad thing?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me, so push me down and tie me up and show me that you like me

Here's a giggle for the ladies!! Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters used to define bra sizes? But couldn't figure out what the letters stood for. Well its time you became informed! (A) Almost tits. (B) Barely there. (

ME, Myself and I are not playing nice today, Me is confused, Myself is conflicted, and I has so much on her mind that she just don,t give a damn. LOL

If you can,t please them, Piss them off...it makes them leave faster...then you don,t have to deal with their crap in the first place.....

Could,nt wait for this time. I lie in bed,get in my favorite position,reach for it and the batteries are dead, Now I have to get up and change the channel :)

How to get kicked out of Wal Mart..Go to sporting goods ask to check out a shot gun..While holding the gun ask next were are the Anti Depressants?

If a womans Bra is called an over-the shoulder-boulder-holder, Then what are Mens Boxers called? Under- the-butt-nut-hut...

I know that I am over the hill....But I fully intend to go sliding down the other side screaming WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

In the 90's we had Clinton in office. We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama in office and we have no Hope and no Cash...

A women asks a man for money to buy a bra. He says."Why do you want to buy a bra you don,t have anything to put in it. She says "You wear pants don,t you?

Sometimes I have to set my Halo aside and Polish my horns.......

crazylady2011 I have a personal reason to ask you all to do this. Only some of you will, and I know who you are. If you know someone who fought Cancer and won, or fought Cancer and died, please add this as your status for 1 hour as a mark of respect and i

Love is pain the trick is finding someone worth suffering for...Where you at?

Love is pain the trick is finding someone worth suffering for

so so so bored going nuts help plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This Buds for you Hugs and Kisses

Bad day over thanks to my friends smile smile smile

BORED, BUMMED AND MAD BUT STILL ASK ME ANY QUESTION YOU WANT I WILL ANSWER

Ask me a question any question and i will get back to you with an answer