Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars? The trouble with ignorance is it picks up confidence as it goes along. ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲M I AM doing something with my life. It’s called screwing around. ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ fubar ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ The amount of paper towel I use to squash and discard a bug is directly related to whether or not I know what kind of bug it is. There IS a light at the end of the tunnel. It's the headlamp of an approaching train. Gotta run! My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner. How come sheep don't shrink in the rain? I heard if you draw one 'W' on each of your butt cheeks it spells WoW! How can you keep an idiot busy? Click Here to find out... Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can’t see them. Then right when you walk by them, they’re quiet. We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts. never play leap frog with a unicorn... If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians? I don't let my mind wander... it's too small to be out on its own. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public!!!!!!! Rate Me need 12 more!?!?!?!? Dear Humans, We have called off the apocalypse after realizing that there are no brains left. Sincerely, Zombies. |
